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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
-----Phase 4----- SOUP Well, this is... a soup can. Sitting in more soup. Maybe you could try opening it? You can't really see what the label says that well. Hopefully more soup will drain as time goes on. From here, you can !moveinstant back to the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/629152643591176232/933234907252162580/unknown.png
Chefinoff
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
@​Chefinoff‼️🔻 Chefinoff appeared from TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
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Chefinoff tent ---> soup
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM
I...don't know what I expected.
Just more processed, fake food, I believe. No. Thanks.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM
@​Chefinoff🔺 Chefinoff instantly moved to TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM
(edited)
Chefinoff soup ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:44 PM
A Tomato
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹coveredinbasil 👁️VISIBLE The Tomato is covered in basil! Looks kind of stylish actually.
@​A Tomato‼️🔻 A Tomato appeared from TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:44 PM
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A Tomato tent ---> soup
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:49 PM
...................................................
I'm a... Tomato.
A Tomato.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:52 PM
LOCK
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:54 PM
The tomato jumps into the soup
It gets...
Flavored differently...
It now looks a little more RED
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:11 PM
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🔸 A Tomato stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:11 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 5----- SOUP Well, this is... a soup can. Sitting in more soup. The soup looks slightly red. Maybe you could try opening it? You can't really see what the label says that well. Hopefully more soup will drain as time goes on. From here, you can !moveinstant back to the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/629152643591176232/933234907252162580/unknown.png
Giovanni Potage
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹del 👁️VISIBLE Ew! It's the King Del from Burger King! And it's on top of your head! If you eat this you lose TWO HEARTS! 🔹batwithknife 👁️VISIBLE The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. There's even an extra bread knife sticking in the bat! You may use it to do 1.5 damage!
A Tomato
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹coveredinbasil 👁️VISIBLE The Tomato is covered in basil! Looks kind of stylish actually.
@Giovanni Potage @A Tomato
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
HELLO
IT IS I
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
..............................................
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
GIOVANNI POTAGE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
I am a tomato.
I am a tomato.
I am a tomato.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
COOL
AND YOU HAVE BASIL
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
The most popular fruit of all.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
I LOVE TOMATO BASIL
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder? 🔹hat 👁️VISIBLE It's Ping's hat!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
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Life Jam Guy tent ---> soup
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
@​LIFE JAM GUY‼️🔻 Life Jam Guy appeared from TENT!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
And....
And yet....
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
HELLO
IT IS I
GIOVANNI POTAGE
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
Hello! It is I, a corporate mascot!
I'm the lovable LIFE JAM GUY!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
What
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
Is that all there is to it?
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
Giovanni is wet and slimy!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
Geez dude, you’re a bummer
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
Be A Tomato? To attract the sympathy of others?
To be talked to, noticed?
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​Paul Hollywood‼️🔻 Paul Hollywood appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
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Paul Hollywood breadland ---> soup
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
Has anyone told you that?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
Right now I'm working on...
Selling LIFE JAM!
...And also making a good meal.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
Why do tomatoes have to be so much better and so much more beloved?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
You’re such a downer
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
You're really cool!
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
I saw what you did earlier Life Jam Guy
It's
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
NOT AS COOL AS ME
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
Decent
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
Am I even a tomato?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
Don't listen to people who just wanna put you down! You're cool because you're you!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
Tell me.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
WHAT
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
Yes! You're a kind, interesting, and fun tomato!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
HEY
IM COOLER
IM THE GREATEST
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:16 PM
...
Thank you, LIFE JAM.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:16 PM
And you probably heal 100 heart and 50 juice when eaten, haha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:16 PM
I now know what I am.
What my purpose is.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:16 PM
Ooh? Do say!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:16 PM
I am a tomato, and everyone will acknowledge me as such.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:16 PM
Certainly so!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
Will you help me?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
...
Sure!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
Then, let's go.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
WOW
Geez
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
I am A Tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
And I am a tomato.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
YEAH WE GET IT
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
This attention seeker might want to do something first!
It'd be rude to ignore him.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
WHAT
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
...Even if he was rude first, haha!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
DONT IGNORE THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
You are Giovanni, blorect?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
I just said I wouldn't.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
Oh.
Thank you
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
Mr. Giovanni, are you slow?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
HAH
NO
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
LIFE JAM hasn't been proven to speed up cognitive function, but it probably does! Haha!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
AND YES I AM THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
Ok
That sounds like drugs
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
If you truly are not slow, than surely you should be able to beat a tomato in a race?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
HAH
YES
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
Blglgbglggbglgl..........
We shall race, then.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:20 PM
LIFE JAM Isn't a drug! It's certified organic, healthy, and positively miraculous!
OOOH, A RACE?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:20 PM
LIFE JAM, where should we race to?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:20 PM
hmm...
How about to me?
I'll go hide somewhere, and the first to find me wins!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
That's not a race.
That's hide and seek.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
I do not have eyes.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
Oh.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
I am a tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
My mistake.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
@​Paul Hollywood🔺 Paul Hollywood instantly moved to TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
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Paul Hollywood soup ---> tent
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
This is weird
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
Fine. Then, how about a race... TO THE TENT! Ready, set, GO!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
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Giovanni Potage soup ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
@​A Tomato🔺 A Tomato instantly moved to TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
(edited)
A Tomato soup ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
@​LIFE JAM GUY🔺 Life Jam Guy instantly moved to TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
(edited)
Life Jam Guy soup ---> tent
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:33 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
-----Phase 6----- SOUP Well, this is... a soup can. Sitting in more soup. The soup looks slightly red. Maybe you could try opening it? You can't really see what the label says that well. Hopefully more soup will drain as time goes on. From here, you can !moveinstant back to the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/629152643591176232/933234907252162580/unknown.png
Giovanni Potage
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹del 👁️VISIBLE Ew! It's the King Del from Burger King! And it's on top of your head! If you eat this you lose TWO HEARTS! 🔹batwithknife 👁️VISIBLE The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. There's even an extra bread knife sticking in the bat! You may use it to do 1.5 damage! 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
@​Giovanni Potage‼️🔻 Giovanni Potage appeared from TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
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Giovanni Potage tent ---> soup
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
IT IS I
THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
UGGGH
NO ONES HERE
This sucks
Why isn’t anyone paying attention to ME
HMPH
AAAAAAGGGGHHH
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
A Tomato
2/3 HP h10h10h00
@​A Tomato‼️🔻 A Tomato appeared from TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
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A Tomato tent ---> soup
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
AH IT IS I
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
We apologize.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
GIOVANNI POTAGE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
We shall give you the necessary attention if you come back.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
I DONT NEED YOUR SYMPATHY
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
A tomato's word is A Tomato's word.
You do not understand.
We NEED you.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
I…
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:28 PM
I'm sorry if you felt excluded.
Emotions are a rarity in tomatoes.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:28 PM
OF COURSE YOU NEED MY FOR I AM THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:28 PM
But I believe I am feeling sympathy.
Empathy?
Truly, a pomodoro.
Come, let's have a second race to the tent.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
OK
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
1, 2, 3...
Go.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
@​Giovanni Potage🔺 Giovanni Potage instantly moved to TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
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Giovanni Potage soup ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
@​A Tomato🔺 A Tomato instantly moved to TENT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
(edited)
A Tomato soup ---> tent
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
LOCK
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